Better than Man

Everything I know about men I learnt from a horse! And this book was the result!! 

Both men and horses are beautiful creatures and they each have advantages and merits. But the battle of the sexes will always rage on because men and women just have different ways of looking at the world; despite the efforts of Allan Pease (Why Men Don’t Listen and Women Can’t Read Maps) and John Gray (Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus) to help us get along better together.  And so for many women, if it comes down to the choice of horse or husband, the horse wins every time. These 100 ways are just a few of the reasons why; a tongue-in-cheek look at the endearing qualities of the horse. 

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Horses are not embarrassed by public displays of affection. You can pet them as much as you like, when you like, anywhere you like and they won’t wriggle or turn crimson. Even your aunty Mavis can descend on them with puckered lips and they don’t bat an eyelid.

You never look at your horse and wonder if you still love him; or what happened to that handsome young colt you fell for all those years ago.

You just know your horse is The One and even if he isn’t you can always keep him AND have another one or two.

If your stallion is getting to be rather too much of a handful you can have his testicles removed to calm him down and make him more compliant. Men seem to object to this.

If another woman says to your horse, ‘Hello big boy, you’re lovely; can I stroke you?’ you feel really quite proud and not at all threatened!

You won’t have to meet your horse’s parents before you commit to each other, nor will you ever have to spend Christmas with them.

Email tina@tlbmedia.com for a signed copy

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